Sources are telling us that you are being inundated with fan mail while you sit locked away in Lynwood prison. Rather than waste the stamp, we thought we'd just write to you from here.

What's that? You don't know what we are talking about?

Oh, well, the staff in the mailroom at your prison has been besieged with love letters, ransom notes and Valuepak coupons all addressed to one Lindsay Lohan. They are from your fans. Didn't you know you had any of those, did you? The prison folk say that they've been roughly getting around 250 letters a day for you.

Can you feel the love?

What's that now? You haven't gotten any of this mail?

No, you wouldn't. Not yet anyway. The prison only allows it's occupants 10 letters at a time. But no worries, when you are released from the clink and moved to your seaside rehab facility, they'll hand over the bushels of envelopes to you and you can delve into what is sure to be a fountain of literary poetry.

We hope you'll share some of the gems with us via Twitter. We're looking forward to it.

Hugs and Kisses and Cocaine, Perez

P.S. - If there is white powder in any of the envelopes, don't inhale! It might not be what you think!

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Despite what the other inmates have been saying, new fish Lindsay Lohan is not getting any special treatment. Just ask her mother, Dina Lohan, who visits her way-ward child every chance she gets and lives to talk about it when she comes back.

According to Dina, who went yesterday to Lynwood Correctional Center, Lindsay has no access to a phone, despite some reports, and can only talk to Dina through a glass partition using a telephone. Dina says:

“She doesn’t have cell phone privileges, that’s absurd. She doesn’t even have a pillow to sleep on…She’s treated like a common criminal.”

Oh the absolute horror!

News flash - she is a criminal. They don't put you in prison just for the hell of it, you know!

But while the system itself hasn't provided little LOLhan all the finer amenities of prison life, Dina says her daughter has been treated well while in the slammer:

“I have to say that the people inside have been pretty cool to her…the guards and the inmates…I’m so proud of Lindsay, she’s been so strong and positive, even under what I consider to be a extremely harsh punishment.”

You think this is tough! This is a cake walk compared to when she goes to rehab. Sure, she might get a pillow and her BlackBerry back, but if a choice had to come down between Tweeting and her Ambien, which do you think LiLo would choose???

Just saying!

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It seems Lindsay Lohan will be released from Lynwood Correctional Facility in late July as opposed to the beginning of August.

The judge agreed to take two days credit off of her sentence for time that she was previously detained.

And LOLhan's reps are even hoping to do better than that! They want her released even earlier due to jail overcrowding .

“Lindsay’s team is doing everything they can to get her out of jail this weekend,” claims a source.

WTF?! If she gets out this weekend, she'll barely have served a week. Guess Lindsanity will never learn her lesson.

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saMANtha Ronson was spotted hitting up the Lynwood Correctional Facility to pick up some hot prison cooter visit Lindsay Lohan!

It must have been like an all-you-can-eat sushi buffet at Disneyland for her! Poor Lindsay probably had to fight for her attention!

LOLs! Hope you had fun, bb!

Although Lynwood Correctional Facility claims that Lindsay Lohan is not getting special treatment, she sure did yesterday!

The rules were bent for the wacktress as she received an 85 minute visit from her mother and sister, even though jail policy states that personal visits are only allowed on weekends.

"At every county jail, the command staff can alter visiting depending on safety concerns," said sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore.

That might be a decent excuse, but it's really upsetting the other inmates.

"Every time she walks [out of her cell], they put us, the whole jail, on lockdown," said recently released inmate, Nicole Holmes.

Don't worry, ladies of prison. Lindsanity will be out terrorizing the streets of El Lay in no time!

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Well, at least now she has something to keep her busy!

Sources close to the Lynwood Correctional Facility confirm that despite Michael Lohan's famewhoring pleas to cut her off, Lindsay Lohan will be allowed her prescriptions of the ADHD med Adderall, as well as the sleeping pill Ambien!

There you go, bb!

You can take Adderall during the day and maniacally clean your 12-by-8 cell, and then at night you can fight the effects of Ambien and hallucinate that you're somewhere else, doing something you're more comfortable with - like lines off of a toilet seat in the ladies room of Bardot!

Lucky break, bb!

These two weeks will go by in no time!

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Not only will Lindsay Lohan be spending 20 hours inside her cell when she enters Lynwood Correctional Facility tomorrow, but she will only be allowed to shower every other day.

But at least she doesn't have to share a cell! She will also be allowed to exercise three times a week and continue to take the drugs medication she has been prescribed.

She'll even get two cold meals and one hot meal per day!

It could be a lot worse. Consider yourself lucky, bb.

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