LADY GaGa says she avoids showbiz parties because she’s “pretty shy”. The Bad Romance hitmaker has revealed that despite her outrageous stage persona, she is actually rather reserved and is nervous when she meets new people — especially fellow celebrities. “I don’t really meet that many other artists because I’m actually kinda shy. I might not be [...]

LADY GaGa reckons she’s “super-sexy” — but admits she’s rubbish when it comes to men. The Poker Face hitmaker — who is openly bisexual and was recently rumored to be having an affair with actress Angelina Jolie – says she’s still on the lookout for the man of her dreams. “I’m a disaster with men,” GaGa says [...]

"Sometimes I find my head spinning. Not because of alcohol, but because of my life."

- Lady GaGa on her meteoric success, to UK OK magazine

[Image by Markus Klinko & Indrani.]

LADY Gaga is working on charity projects for Haiti. The Bad Romance hitmaker admitted she couldn’t take part on charity single We Are The World and instead was doing her own thing and is pleased with her endeavours so far. “I’ve been working on my own charity projects for Haiti,” said GaGa. “We’ve raised over half a [...]

Animal New York says this photo of Lady Gaga from the Grammys definitely proves she does not have man parts. As Gawker's resident vagina expert, I know this is a real vagina. The problem is, it's not the real Gaga.

That's right, L.G. McStuffin Stuff used a stand in vagina! Gaga being Gaga, she would never actually deny that she was some kind of intersexed, dual-genitaled freak. Instead she just let everyone speculate and continue searching for it. Sick of her ruse, she decided to put it to rest once and for all by hiring this body double to perform the first part of her act at the Grammys in a revealing leotard (see photo). We know this because during the performance Gaga is put into this crazy contraption all clean like this and two seconds later emerges on a piano with Elton John all dirty and gross. There is no way she could have soiled herself that much in two seconds. That's because it was a fake Gaga that went into the glam sausage grinder and the real Gaga who emerged with Elton John to sit on her penis at a piano bench. Don't stop believing, people. One day, we will eventually see this pop culture Lock Ness Monster in the flesh.

BEYONCE Knowles is to make a surprise appearance at the BRIT Awards. The Halo hitmaker was said to be too busy to fly to Britain later for the ceremony later this month but has reportedly changed her schedule in order to sing with Lady Gaga on their raunchy duet Telephone. “At first Beyonce didn’t think she could [...]

It may, however, be a euphemism for "cosmetic procedures too dangerous to be legal in the States." Mackenzie Phillips backtracks on part of her incest claim. Lady Gaga gets a tattoo for her fans. Thursday's gossip will leave a mark.

• Kabbalah water is so yesterday. Madonna now cryogenically freezes her face with Brazilian "youth water," which Celebitchy informs us is a coconut-flavored water Madge uses to "detoxify and cleanse." She has invested $1.5 million in manufacturer Vita Coco, which she intends to import and hawk to fellow celebrities. [Celebitchy] [Fox411]
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• All that youth juice is how she kept up with A-Rod two weeks ago, when they had a "secret rendezvous" in New York. He's got hos in different area codes, including a "pretty brunette in New York," a "blonde model in Miami," and a "curvy blonde" he took to the Bahamas. [P6]
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• Every now and then, an excruciatingly slow investigation reminds you how ridiculous procedural justice TV shows' paces are. The L.A. County Coroner is revisiting Brittany Murphy's home, because they still haven't figured out whether drugs played a role in her death. TMZ says the hold-up is because a Murphy employee told the Coroner about the delivery of "a sealed manila envelope to the house every Friday filled with prescription medications" for "Lola." Brittany's husband and mother were reinterviewed—is this why Simon Monjack "postponed" Brittany's public memorial? [TMZ]
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• Lady Gaga got a new tattoo and announced on Twitter: "look what i did last night. little monsters forever, on the arm that holds my mic. xx." [fig.1] "Little Monsters" are what she calls her fans. [TwitPic]
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• Wayne Newton abandoned his private jet at a Michigan airport. This is the most decadent act of carelessness I have heard of. [TMZ]
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• Mackenzie Phillips finally realized that her sexual relationship with her dad during her teen years was not consensual: "As I was writing [High on Arrival], I thought, this word, it kept sitting wrong with me. But I used it for lack of a better word. Since then, I've been schooled by thousands of incest survivors all across the world that there really is no such thing as consensual incest due to the inherent power a parent has over a child." Dr. Drew's guidance on Celebrity Rehab helped, too. [NYDN]
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• Beyonce launched a new perfume, Heat, with an ad featuring perspiration, the fondling of breasts, and the color red. [fig.2] [SocialiteLife]
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• Impoverished Twilight star Kellan Lutz finally got a paying gig, modeling undies for Calvin Klein. [fig.3] The campaign includes three other raging hunks of man: a True Blood star with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle abs, a boyish Spanish tennis player, and a brooding Japanese soccer star. [fig.4] They should start a boy band. [Celebitchy]
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Once a day we like to take a second to point out comments that we found especially funny, interesting, or (maybe someday) uplifting. Today we get some musings on Parade magazine and Lady Gaga.

Commenter lobstr waxed funnily, and almost wistfully, about everyone's favorite Sunday morning steady, Parademagazine:

When I was 15, Parade Magazine had a column called "Fresh Voices" where they printed letters from obnoxious yenta opinionated about how they think shit could be better in their eyes. ..And so naturally I wrote to tell them my ridiculously naive thoughts on how if you are able to earn your own money you should be able to gamble with it at casinos.

And they fucking printed it.

Also!

As a younger person, I found Parade to be good bathroom reading if only for "Ask Marilyn" — the self-proclaimed smartest person on earth with an IQ of 9033 or some shit — but in my later years I became disillusioned by her extreme sexist snark that she would slip into an answer about some logic puzzle. And now that the Internets exist, I wonder why Fred Barnsworth of Omaha needed to write in to ask her how far away the sun is.

Aww. It's funny/sad because it's true.

Second, this line made us laugh for some reason. BigAppleRich said of Lady Gaga:

i wear shapes, and i'm a grown man. someone pay me.

Heh. "Wear shapes." Funny.

There were other good comments to but that's all we can remember right now! Never be afraid to send in nominations!

Here's

LADY Gaga is to splash out almost $500,000 on the piano she played with Sir Elton John at the Grammy Awards. The singer is desperate to buy the instrument — designed by controversial Canadian artist Terence Koh — after she and the legendary star opened the US awards ceremony on Sunday, with a medley of her [...]

JON Hamm is a huge fan of Lady GaGa and Kanye West — because the controversial singers like to push boundaries. The Mad Men star recently told MTV News that today’s pop-culture heroes only make big moves in order to garner press, not because they actually have something to say. “We do have a lot of people, [...]