Who didn't behave badly at a Super Bowl party yesterday? At least your hogging the nachos didn't land you in the gossip sheets. Also a drug-addled actress, a crotch-baring actor, and a wife-berating comedian. It's time for the kick off.

1. "Which young star embarrassed themselves at a Superbowl party yesterday? Not only did they have way too much to drink, they were also very loudly critical of both musical guests that performed. During Carrie Underwood's singing of The National Anthem, they started to howl and clutched their ears as if in pain. During The Who's halftime performance, they talked loudly about how stupid it was to have some "Grandpa Band" that nobody ever heard of playing. When someone at the party asked them to pipe down because they actually did want to hear the music, the young star responded by saying that it was a waste of time to listen to music that sounded like crap they had heard a million times before. It will be interesting to see how much our star enjoys people critiquing their singing in an upcoming film." [Blind Gossip]

2. "This married Academy Award winner/nominee actress is a big fan of Adderall. She hides it from her A list celebrity husband though because of his past addictions. She has given him so much crap but doesn't want to hear him give it back to her." [CDaN]

3. "This aging A list Academy Award winner/nominee actor loves when his teen children have girls come over to the house. Our actor spends the entire time they are there in a bathrobe and Speedo. No matter the time of day or the time of year." [CDaN]

4. "This A list comedy actor was having a party at his house. The intercom system was on so music could be listened to throughout the house. Unfortunately for our actor the music stopped just as he was berating his B- list actress wife for embarrassing him in front of his friends. He also called her worthless. Nice huh?" [CDaN]

It's one thing to be a self-centered alcoholic, but at the expense of a child? This actor has it right, he's just obsessed with shouting his own name in bed. He's hurting no one—except his poor partner.

1. "I guess this actress is B- list. It's tough. She has been in some big movies and was the lead actress and has been in some big television shows too. But, she just doesn't feel like a B. Anyway, she has had some very public alcohol problems in the past. She told everyone she was clean now. Well, she isn't. She is drinking again and this is just after she and her girlfriend decided to have a baby. So, our actress is pregnant and drinking again. Not a great combination." [CDaN]

2. "When you are an action star, people naturally assume that you are as macho and confident in bed as you are on the screen. That's why it comes as a bit of a surprise to learn that not only is this actor terrible in bed, he's also very vocal about it. His former bedmate reports that in order for him to become fully engaged, she needs to shout his name over and over again while they are having sex. Even funnier is the revelation that if she stops doing it, our action star will begin shouting his own name over and over again." [Blind Items]

We all need a hobby and logging a library of fetish films is just as valid as knitting. This singer lost all her money thanks to her husband's extra-curricular boyfriends. This actor's spends his off-time creating on-set drama. Relax, everyone.

1. "Some rich people like to collect coins or stamps. Not our Oscar nominee/winner. Our actor has a huge and growing collection of porn. While technology has advanced so that you can order it up on your TV in the comfort of your own home, our actor gets a lot of deliveries. Turns out that they prefer the really nasty kind that you have to order over the internet. Two more interesting points here: One, our actor is female. And two, she enjoys sharing it with her also-famous best friend." [Blind Gossip]

2. "This one sounds complicated in my head which never works out well when I write it. So, this former ensemble reality star and now an actress and singer who is probably C- list based on career but B+ based on name recognition is trying to make as much money as possible. I guess everyone is, but it turns out that her husband siphoned off most of their money when they got married. He said it was for investments but what he should have said was it was going to be spent on his various boyfriends and partying with them. Our singer/actress doesn't want to get divorced and have everyone said I told you so. Therefore she just smiles pretty for the cameras and pretends he doesn't exist." [CDaN]

3. "They say silence is golden. Well, they never stepped foot on the set of this hit series, where months of growing tension between the showrunner and the leading man has led to a complete breakdown in communication. "They are no longer speaking to each other," confides a staffer at the hour-long drama. "Things are really bad." At the heart of the conflict: The actor feels his boss is focusing nearly all of his/her energy and attention on another project. And when said exec does decide to contribute to the show in question, it's at the last minute - thereby throwing the scripts "into chaos" and delaying production. It's only a matter of time before the network or studio is forced to intervene… again. That's right, this is just the latest backstage conflict to erupt on the unnamed series. But given the parties involved this time around, this new dust-up will prove much more difficult to defuse." [EW]

We all need a little lovin' and this guy prefers his of the plastic variety. This tween singer uses her lovin' to get her gigs, and this supposedly sober actor is lovin' getting drunk. We got a whole lotta love.

1. "Did you ever see Lars and the Real Girl? Have you ever heard of "Real Dolls?" Look ‘em up if you haven't because this A/B list aging, but reclusive actor is quite the collector. Apparently he prefers them to the ladies in his life. Maybe his previous nasty marriage put him off? Not Mel Gibson." [BuzzFoto]

2. "This former B list female tween singer with one hit is now an actress/singer who probably gets more auditions than anyone in town. Why? Well she is still very young although now legal, and is known for being very very accommodating to producers. So accommodating in fact that she went from barely getting any work to getting parts in five different movies all within about a month." [CDaN]

3. "This TV star loves to celebrate each taping of his show. He takes the entire cast and crew – as well as extras and guest stars - to his favorite dive bar, and all the drinks are on him. Some of the drinks wind up in him, too. Actually, many of them do. The reason this is an issue is that he has been in treatment before, and he currently claims to be on the wagon. However, despite his frequent partying, when the clock strikes at the beginning of the work day, this European-born actor is always on time, and he always knows his lines." [Blind Gossip]

We all need someone to look up to, and this kid is looking up at her famous sister copulating in public, in private, and everywhere. This different bad example lied about her illness to sick children. Such positive role models!

1. "This young star's bad habit is starting to get pretty serious. We're not talking about her substance abuse problems, because those have been serious for a long time. We're talking about her sexual addiction problem which she is passing off to a younger sibling. She's involved this underage family member into her seedy world of risky behavior. There is chatter that the dangerous outings the two go on involve random hookups at dangerous locations like parks, clubs, parties or mall bathrooms. The star is not content anymore to go alone, but likes the idea of corrupting someone innocent that she is close to and has at her disposal. Not Miley." [BuzzFoto]

2. "A few years back, this multi-hyphenate was a media darling. She was on TV all the time, she dated singers and actors and athletes, and she swept the awards shows. At the peak of her fame, however, tragedy struck. Well… not really… but it did get her a lot of press. Turns out that the clever girl was faking it. So while the fans held their collective breath, hoping against hope that their darling, innocent girl would pull through from this horrible event, piling accolades upon her, and marveling at how she managed to muster the energy to perform and to go to hospitals and visit sick children during her own tragedy, it turns out she was simply recovering from a case of "exhaustion". But, hey, she did manage to squeeze in photo ops of her visiting sick children in hospitals, helping to visualize what it would be like to be well. What a good person she must be!" [Blind Gossip]

This actress celebrates being out of town by sharing a bed with her female assistant. A tween star has some queer naked nudie of his own, and this singer can't keep her tits in her dress. Keep it covered, people!

1. "I have always thought this A list movie actress was straight. I guess I was wrong. It turns out that when she is on the road away from her significant other that she shares one room and one bed with her female assistant." [CDaN]

2. "This A list male tween singer has some big issues to face. The issue that is threatening everything though is the fact that his sometime boyfriend snapped some naked pictures of our singer while he was sleeping. Combined with some pictures that were previously taken of the two kissing would be a huge PR nightmare." [CDaN]

3. "This Grammy nominee/winner held it together during the awards show, but let it all hang out after the cameras stopped rolling. She was in the women's bathroom during an after party, possibly drunk or stoned or both, complaining that she couldn't "work" her dress. She kept taking her breasts out, one at a time, rearranging them, and then stuffing them back into her dress. She was even talking to her breasts, encouraging them by saying "Come on, girls, cooperate!" The other women in the room had a variety of reactions, some turning away, and some giggling and even volunteering to help." [Blind Gossip]

4. "This C+/B- list television actress who will disappear when her show gets canceled was all over this A list movie actor. And by all over I mean all over. She kept trying to get him to leave with her probably more for the cameras outside then anything else, but our actor said, "You are too easy even for me. Move along." [CDaN]

Somedays we're flying blind and sometimes the answers are obvious. Who is arrogant enough to throw a competing Haiti telethon? Who is jealous of her musical ex? Whose dad made her get fake boobs? Duh!

1. "When the first rumblings of a George-Clooney-led charity event hit the entertainment community, one star was surprisingly reticent about chipping in to help. This celeb was convinced that Clooney and friends were just looking to sweeten their own profiles with a humanitarian gesture. He decided that he didn't want to play second fiddle to Clooney & Friends, and started making some calls to try to get people to rally around his effort, which was going to be staged as a similar event … except that our guy would be the star. He made a few calls around, and was surprised to discover that he didn't have many takers for his event. He says that it was because people just didn't have enough time to pull together performances for his event. The reality is that no one really wanted to be part of a charity event that put more of an emphasis on this arrogant guy than on the charity itself." [Blind Gossip]

2. "She broke up with this musician a while ago, and pretends that it is friendly. However, our jilted actress is still very hurt over how things turned out. Whenever she hears or reads about the musician in the news and his latest relationship or fling, she is infuriated. She has demanded that her agent start arranging more events where the two will be able to meet up or run into one another. She is said to be slowly developing an obsession with keeping tabs on her ex and wants to sabotage any new love he might have. If she can't be happy, no one will! Not Cameron Diaz." [BuzzFoto]

3. "This Hollywood actress was big news thanks to her starring role in a TV show over the past couple of years. And yet she somehow managed to get herself bad press. She put in some heroic partying performances and has a habit of dating guys way older. Anyway, studio execs who had pencilled her in for stardom have pulled back. She's still in the same role that made her famous and getting annoyed about it." [PopBitch]

4. "This reality star with her own show just got her breasts augmented because her dad insisted." [CDaN]

She drops thousand of dollars on Hermès bags trying to stay famous. We wonder if this actor gives his married mistress gifts, or if this rocker got a present for his new-found sobriety? Gossip right from the gift horse's mouth.

1. "Which fame-hungry starlet and her hubby gift publishing people with $5000 Hermes bags to make sure they stay in the headlines? Don't worry, Star can't be bought." [Star]

2. "This very good looking, married, foreign born A list television actor has been in this spot before. This time he is here because of his affair with this female celebrity who is married, but separated from a singer." [CDaN]

3. "This musician hasn't been seen out for a while or put anything out lately. We're used to seeing news of this celeb but then it just sort of dropped off. That's because we hear the star has just gotten out of a long stint in rehab for drugs and other addictions and will be back making music shortly. Not Benji Madden." [BuzzFoto]

Stars will do anything for attention. This lady will don fangs to get her popularity back, a singer flashes everyone backstage, and a celeb is giving his (or her) famous parent the Mommie Dearest treatment. Look at me!

1. "This married A list actress knows she is losing her popularity quickly. So, she has informed her managers to get her in the next Twilight movie. When they told her there were no parts for her, she said, 'Well have them make up one or I will find new managers. Who wouldn't want me in their movie?'" [CDaN]

2. "This well-known singer had a very intentional wardrobe malfunction before a recent performance at an international venue. Instead of debating what to wear in the privacy of her dressing room, she decided to make her wardrobe options much more public. So she stripped topless backstage, and then had a golf cart driver chauffeur her between the stage and her dressing room while she was completely nude from the waist up. Speculation is that she hoped that just a glimpse of her girls would cause a certain Royal Prince to ditch his girlfriend for her. Didn't happen. Eventually there was a lame attempt by a handler to "protect her modesty" by holding up a sarong as a cover up, but the singer seemed rather intent on providing plenty of exposure for any interested photographers. Sadly for her, they just weren't that many takers. Ouch. That's gotta hurt, especially given that even Donatella Versace and her melted leather breast luggage merited enough attention for a buff shoot recently. While we don't think that our singer's chest is quite the spectacle, at least you wouldn't need any eye bleach after viewing." [Blind Gossip]

3. "This celeb with a famous parent is planning on selling some information about their troubled childhood to someone writing a book about the parent's life. The book is supposed to reveal scandalous info including shocking allegations about the parenting mistakes the famous parent made. The celeb looking to cash in on the situation, doesn't really need the money- but wants some sort of vindication for being a victim of some pretty terrible things. We imagine the celeb source will stay anonymous, but you'll know who it is when the book comes out." [BuzzFoto]

Having an ex use private photos to get you back in the sack is the price of fame. So is ordering a restaurant's staff to do strange and embarrassing tasks. Fame sucks, but without it, who would we talk about?

1. "This C List Male Reality Star hooked up with a B list film actress. He bragged to our source that he took pictures of their night together on his cell phone. He didn't show them off, but hopes to hook up with her again. Right now she is not returning his calls so he is threatening to use the alleged pics as leverage. If she refuses to see him, then he'll release the pics. Oh, by the way, the actress is married. Not an MTV star." [BuzzFoto]

2. "This foreign born Golden Globe nominee/winner is a C+/B- list actress who primarily does movies but is better known for being on a show loved by critics but which could never find an audience. Anyway, our actress is not the best customer at restaurants. Over the Christmas holidays our actress was at a restaurant with a party of eight and decided to show the table what you could do if you were a star. She went to find her waitress and asked the waitress to find the biggest vegetable in the kitchen, bring it to the table and say, "Here you go ____, is this what you were talking about?" The waitress found a leek, brought it out to the table and said her lines. As she was leaving, our actress said, "You see? That's the kind of thing I can do because I'm _______." Throughout the night our actress made other staff do various tasks to laughter from the table. When they left, the table didn't even tip." [CDaN]

3. "All the talk this week will be about Goat and Pillow, but as they weren't married, this is just a breakup and division of assets, both live and inanimate.

Far more complex and interesting is the ongoing saga of Chip and Grin, who are now living completely apart with a new agreement signed and sealed. She has the kid/s full time, which was a major triumph for her. Where did she get so much leverage? She found out that her marriage isn't valid in the U.S. and that Grin is planning on abetting a criminal pal (and alleged lover) of his out of the country and into a private love shack." [BlindGossip]