We didn't think this would stick!

The original baddest bitch behind seksi, HOMOlicious vampire fiction (suck it, Stephenie Meyer!), Anne Rice, quit writing the The Vampire Chronicles - and pretty much everything not related to God - years ago to focus on her new found Christianity, much to the dismay of readers and crazy vampire people everywhere!

However, the author announced yesterday via Facebook that she was over that shiz because she refuses to agree with some of the Church's doctrine!

She reveals:

"For those who care, and I understand if you don't: Today I quit being a Christian. I'm out. I remain committed to Christ as always but not to being "Christian" or to being part of Christianity. It's simply impossible for me to 'belong' to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group. For ten …years, I've tried. I've failed. I'm an outsider. My conscience will allow nothing else.

As I said below, I quit being a Christian. I'm out. In the name of Christ, I refuse to be anti-gay. I refuse to be anti-feminist. I refuse to be anti-artificial birth control. I refuse to be anti-Democrat. I refuse to be anti-secular humanism. I refuse to be anti-science. I refuse to be anti-life. In the name of …Christ, I quit Christianity and being Christian. Amen."

Wow! Pretty strong words!

We understand that trying to reconcile between personal beliefs and the restrictions imposed by organized religion is a difficult one, so good for you for refusing to compromise what you believe to be right!

And we have to ask - does this mean that we'll get more Lestat?!

We hope so!

What do U think?? Do U understand where Anne Rice is coming from??

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HA! Those Twi-hards are going to lose their shiz when they hear this!

Muse bassist Chris Wolstenholme has crushed Stephenie Meyers' sparkly Mormon vampire dreams by revealing that despite the Twilight author's obsession with the band, they don't really care for her work!

He asserts that Twilight isn't really his "cup of tea," and continues:

"I'm not sure how cool it is to be on those kind of things but sometimes you've just got to get your music out there in different ways. It's very difficult in America because you don't have anything like Radio 1, nothing is national. You have to take every opportunity you get over there and sometimes you have to sell your soul. When we were in the studio writing it, one minute they said they wanted to use it in the end credits, then they said they wanted to use it in another scene. Then it was another scene and in the end we were like, 'Do what you want with it, we don't care any more.'"

LOLs!

Hey, we don't blame him - putting songs on those soundtracks must make some serious BANK!

And just think, you guys, you have two more of these stinkers to ca$h in on!

Congratulations, dudes!

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Seriously?

Sources are claiming that the director of Wanted, Timur Bekmambetov, is looking to replace Angelina Jolie's character with none other than Kristen Stewart for the sequel!

WTF?

Despite her character's death in the first one, Bekmambetov had previously stated that he wanted to resurrect her in some capacity for round two. However, Angie has now reportedly pulled out due to scheduling conflicts and money disputes, so they're now reworking the plot to have a young lip biting, marble-mouthed female assassin accompany James McAvoy on all his overly-stylized, bullet-curving adventures!

BARF.

To be fair, girlfriend could probably use a badass female character after all the damage she's done to feminism playing the most pathetic, needy girl in all the world, Bella!

Not to mention that all Angie did in the original movie was stand around silently and shoot at things, so it would pretty effing hard for KStew to fuck it up. But we know she would somehow!

No production date has been set for this, nor KStew's next disaster - the craptastic, freaky-as-shit conclusion to the Twilight franchise, Breaking Dawn - so time will certainly tell if any of this actually becomes a reality.

Let's keep our finger's crossed that it doesn't!

What do U think?? Would U want to see Stewie Puss Puss in Wanted 2?

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