1) “This married Academy Award winner/nominee actress is a big fan of Add*rall. She hides it from her A list celebrity husband though because of his past add*ctions. She has given him so much cr*p but doesn’t want to hear him give it back to her.” [CDAN] 2) “This A list comedy actor was having a [...]

Who didn't behave badly at a Super Bowl party yesterday? At least your hogging the nachos didn't land you in the gossip sheets. Also a drug-addled actress, a crotch-baring actor, and a wife-berating comedian. It's time for the kick off.

1. "Which young star embarrassed themselves at a Superbowl party yesterday? Not only did they have way too much to drink, they were also very loudly critical of both musical guests that performed. During Carrie Underwood's singing of The National Anthem, they started to howl and clutched their ears as if in pain. During The Who's halftime performance, they talked loudly about how stupid it was to have some "Grandpa Band" that nobody ever heard of playing. When someone at the party asked them to pipe down because they actually did want to hear the music, the young star responded by saying that it was a waste of time to listen to music that sounded like crap they had heard a million times before. It will be interesting to see how much our star enjoys people critiquing their singing in an upcoming film." [Blind Gossip]

2. "This married Academy Award winner/nominee actress is a big fan of Adderall. She hides it from her A list celebrity husband though because of his past addictions. She has given him so much crap but doesn't want to hear him give it back to her." [CDaN]

3. "This aging A list Academy Award winner/nominee actor loves when his teen children have girls come over to the house. Our actor spends the entire time they are there in a bathrobe and Speedo. No matter the time of day or the time of year." [CDaN]

4. "This A list comedy actor was having a party at his house. The intercom system was on so music could be listened to throughout the house. Unfortunately for our actor the music stopped just as he was berating his B- list actress wife for embarrassing him in front of his friends. He also called her worthless. Nice huh?" [CDaN]

It's one thing to be a self-centered alcoholic, but at the expense of a child? This actor has it right, he's just obsessed with shouting his own name in bed. He's hurting no one—except his poor partner.

1. "I guess this actress is B- list. It's tough. She has been in some big movies and was the lead actress and has been in some big television shows too. But, she just doesn't feel like a B. Anyway, she has had some very public alcohol problems in the past. She told everyone she was clean now. Well, she isn't. She is drinking again and this is just after she and her girlfriend decided to have a baby. So, our actress is pregnant and drinking again. Not a great combination." [CDaN]

2. "When you are an action star, people naturally assume that you are as macho and confident in bed as you are on the screen. That's why it comes as a bit of a surprise to learn that not only is this actor terrible in bed, he's also very vocal about it. His former bedmate reports that in order for him to become fully engaged, she needs to shout his name over and over again while they are having sex. Even funnier is the revelation that if she stops doing it, our action star will begin shouting his own name over and over again." [Blind Items]

1) “When you are an action star, people naturally assume that you are as macho and confident in bed as you are on the screen. That’s why it comes as a bit of a surprise to learn that not only is this actor terrible in bed, he’s also very vocal about it. His former bedmate [...]

1) “Some rich people like to collect coins or stamps. Not our Oscar nominee/winner. Our actor has a huge and growing collection of p*rn. While technology has advanced so that you can order it up on your TV in the comfort of your own home, our actor gets a lot of deliveries. Turns out that [...]

We all need a hobby and logging a library of fetish films is just as valid as knitting. This singer lost all her money thanks to her husband's extra-curricular boyfriends. This actor's spends his off-time creating on-set drama. Relax, everyone.

1. "Some rich people like to collect coins or stamps. Not our Oscar nominee/winner. Our actor has a huge and growing collection of porn. While technology has advanced so that you can order it up on your TV in the comfort of your own home, our actor gets a lot of deliveries. Turns out that they prefer the really nasty kind that you have to order over the internet. Two more interesting points here: One, our actor is female. And two, she enjoys sharing it with her also-famous best friend." [Blind Gossip]

2. "This one sounds complicated in my head which never works out well when I write it. So, this former ensemble reality star and now an actress and singer who is probably C- list based on career but B+ based on name recognition is trying to make as much money as possible. I guess everyone is, but it turns out that her husband siphoned off most of their money when they got married. He said it was for investments but what he should have said was it was going to be spent on his various boyfriends and partying with them. Our singer/actress doesn't want to get divorced and have everyone said I told you so. Therefore she just smiles pretty for the cameras and pretends he doesn't exist." [CDaN]

3. "They say silence is golden. Well, they never stepped foot on the set of this hit series, where months of growing tension between the showrunner and the leading man has led to a complete breakdown in communication. "They are no longer speaking to each other," confides a staffer at the hour-long drama. "Things are really bad." At the heart of the conflict: The actor feels his boss is focusing nearly all of his/her energy and attention on another project. And when said exec does decide to contribute to the show in question, it's at the last minute - thereby throwing the scripts "into chaos" and delaying production. It's only a matter of time before the network or studio is forced to intervene… again. That's right, this is just the latest backstage conflict to erupt on the unnamed series. But given the parties involved this time around, this new dust-up will prove much more difficult to defuse." [EW]

BEYONCE Knowles is to make a surprise appearance at the BRIT Awards. The Halo hitmaker was said to be too busy to fly to Britain later for the ceremony later this month but has reportedly changed her schedule in order to sing with Lady Gaga on their raunchy duet Telephone. “At first Beyonce didn’t think she could [...]

1) “Did you ever see “Lars and the Real Girl?” Have you ever heard of “Real Dolls?” Look ‘em up if you haven’t because this A/B list aging, but reclusive actor is quite the collector. Apparently he prefers them to the ladies in his life. Maybe his previous nasty marriage put him off?” [BuzzFoto] 2) “This [...]

We all need a little lovin' and this guy prefers his of the plastic variety. This tween singer uses her lovin' to get her gigs, and this supposedly sober actor is lovin' getting drunk. We got a whole lotta love.

1. "Did you ever see Lars and the Real Girl? Have you ever heard of "Real Dolls?" Look ‘em up if you haven't because this A/B list aging, but reclusive actor is quite the collector. Apparently he prefers them to the ladies in his life. Maybe his previous nasty marriage put him off? Not Mel Gibson." [BuzzFoto]

2. "This former B list female tween singer with one hit is now an actress/singer who probably gets more auditions than anyone in town. Why? Well she is still very young although now legal, and is known for being very very accommodating to producers. So accommodating in fact that she went from barely getting any work to getting parts in five different movies all within about a month." [CDaN]

3. "This TV star loves to celebrate each taping of his show. He takes the entire cast and crew – as well as extras and guest stars - to his favorite dive bar, and all the drinks are on him. Some of the drinks wind up in him, too. Actually, many of them do. The reason this is an issue is that he has been in treatment before, and he currently claims to be on the wagon. However, despite his frequent partying, when the clock strikes at the beginning of the work day, this European-born actor is always on time, and he always knows his lines." [Blind Gossip]

1) “This Grammy nominee/winner held it together during the awards show, but let it all hang out after the cameras stopped rolling. She was in the women’s bathroom during an after party, possibly drunk or stoned or both, complaining that she couldn’t “work” her dress. She kept taking her breasts out, one at a time, [...]