Now you can throw balls at Bill Clinton or George W. Bush!

Check out the footage of the Barack Obama boardwalk game at the Jersey Shore controversy above featuring a special appearance by J-WOWW!

Ha!

BILL Clinton fears he’ll be DEAD within in six months — according to a bombshell new report from an American tabloid. The National Enquirer claims the former President, 63, is losing weight and his health is deteriorating rapidly. “Bill’s gotten very, very skinny and he’s worried about his health,” said one concerned insider. “He’s convinced he won’t be [...]

CHELSEA Clinton is getting a annoyed with her father, former President Bill Clinton! Insiders say the bride-to-be — who’s getting married in New York this weekend — is having to remind her proud papa that her wedding isn’t all about him! “What daddy wouldn’t be on cloud nine about his only daughter’s upcoming wedding,” a source told [...]

President Barack Obama told the ladies of The View that he will not be attending the upcoming nuptials of Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky.

He explains:

"I was not invited to the wedding because I think Hillary and Bill, properly, want to keep this thing for Chelsea and her soon-to-be husband. You don't want two presidents at one wedding! All the secret service, guests going through [metal detectors], all the gifts being torn apart."

Ha!

He's a good sport!

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Girlfriend is going to have a gorgeous wedding!

Chelsea Clinton's upcoming nuptials to investment banker Marc Mezvinsky are estimated to be costing the Clintons anywhere from $3 million to $5 million! That means at the low end with 500 guests, it'll cost about $6,000 a head!

But Bill and Hill can afford it seeing as how they earned $109 million between 2000 and 2007.

Sounds like one fabulous party — enjoy, Chels!

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CHELSEA Clinton’s mother and father will be emotional wrecks when she walks down the aisle. In an interview with NBC’s Andrea Mitchell in Islamabad on Sunday, Hillary Rodham Clinton was asked about former President Bill Clinton’s role in their daughter’s wedding to investment banker Marc Mezvinsky. “You should assume that if he makes it down the aisle [...]

It's probably going to be quite a $$$pectacular affair!

Wedding details are surfacing for the upcoming nuptials of Chelsea Clinton and fiance Marc Mezvinsky and while many have speculated the ceremony will take place at Martha's Vineyard, apparently the location will only be revealed to the 400 guests a week before the wedding on July 31!

The location will be within a 2-3 hour drive from New York City and the bride is also rumored to be wearing a gown designed by Oscar de la Renta.

We can't wait to see the photos!

We're sure Bill knows how to throw a great party!

What a wonderful gift after such a difficult year!

Laura Ling, who, along with fellow journalist Euna Lee, was held in government captivity in North Korea for five months, has given birth to a daughter with husband Iain Clayton named Li Jefferson Clayton!

Ling reportedly gave her new baby the middle name Jefferson as a tribute to former President Bill (Jefferson) Clinton, who was instrumental in securing her freedom!

Absolutely lovely!

We're so thrilled that everyone is safe and sound! Congratulations to the happy new family!

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If this is true, we think it's effing STOOPID.

Apparently while Tiger Woods sat in rehab for sex addiction, both President Barack Obama and former President Bill Clinton called the douchebag golfer to cheer him up!!

WTF??

Don't you guys have anything to do than stroke the ego of someone who thinks he can do whatever he wants??

According to GolfDigest.com,

President Obama also made a personal call to offer encouragement. So did Bill Clinton, whose experience might be particularly instructive.

Okay, so we SORT OF get why Bill would want to say "hey, I've been there," but it's still complete bull shiz, if you ask us!!

Are they calling up Elin to make sure she's doing okay?? SHE'S the one who had to deal with the heartbreak and public humiliation of being cheated on!!

Let's get our priorities straight, people!! Tiger does NOT need any more coddling!

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