Leonardo DiCaprio's face has healed, but the trial against the woman who slashed his face with a piece of glass has just begun!

The woman accused of cutting Leo's face at a party back in 2005 has been ordered to stand trial on one count of assault with a deadly weapon. Until then, she remains in lockup, insisting that she is not guilty.

She better get comfortable there! We imagine she won't be going anywhere, anytime soon.

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C'mon! She was entertaining! What gives?!?!

Shirlena Johnson performed a magical "musical exorcism," as Simon Cowell put it, last week on X Factor. The weird performance landed her a spot to compete in the following week, but not no more!

Sources confirm that she was cut from the show after she "misled" producers over her mental illness.

Um, we don't know how one would be misled by that after watching her performance! Clearly she is CRAZY PANTS!

Check out her audition video to see if you agree! (above)

We knew this bitch was just plain bat-shit!

Mocienne Petit Jackson claims to have been the illegitimate love child of Michael Jackson and Diana Ross's sister, and has requested a DNA test to prove it's true!

However, Dr. Barbara Ross-Lee, the alleged baby mama, has come forward to refute these claims, and says that not only is Mocienne not her daughter, but she is "delusional."

According to Ross-Lee, she hadn't even met Michael in 1975, the year Mocienne alleges she was conceived, and that the woman has repeatedly contacted her and even harrassed her at her office to the point where the police became involved!

Scary! This woman is a PSYCHO!

Someone just give her a DNA test so the world can know once and of for all that this is all bullshit!

Thoughts??

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We understand why she's doing it, but we really wish she wouldn't! That poor girl has had enough crazy in her life!

While the mere thought of Mel Gibson sends most people running for the hills these days, our most beloved Britney Jean Spears has apparently reached out to him!

If you remember what we like to call 'The Dark Days,' AKA when Brit Brit was melting down faster than the weave glue on her scalp, Mel and his ex-wife Robyn were extremely supportive of the pop star, and even vacationed with her in Costa Rica!

Now Brit Brit is returning the favor!

A source explains:

“Mel has been talking to her a lot, they speak on the phone. Mel was one of the only people who reached out to help Britney when she was at her lowest point, and she believes that demonstrates what a loving and wonderful man he is. She wants people to give him a second chance — just like he gave her one when everyone else turned away.”

What a sweet gesture!

Unfortunately, we think she needs to realize that what she was going through was EXTREMELY different than the mess he's gotten himself into, and we hope she's careful!

That's a lot of hate and a lot of explosive anger to involve yourself with! Don't let him drag you down with him, bb!

Thoughts??

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Good! And get sharp objects away from him, while you're at it!

During yesterday's hearing, MELtdown Gibson was ordered by the court to surrender all of the firearms he owns!

His baby mama, Oksana Grigorieva, was also asked to turn over her cell phone, which is believed to have evidence regarding their domestic violence case!

A source reveals:

"Mel has been ordered to surrender all firearms that he owns. Judge Scott Gordon made the ruling and Mel will be required to submit a declaration with the court within 24 hours of Thursday's hearing proving that he has done so. Oksana must turn her iPhone over as well."

It will be very inneresting to see what kind of evidence is uncovered from Oksana's phone!

Unfortunately, we think MELtdown is so unstable and violent that he could turn anything into a weapon! We hope people are keeping an eye on him!

Thoughts??

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How many more of these fucked up conversations are there?

The fourth audio tape of Mel Gibson's hate-filled, misogynist rants has found its way onto the net, and this one is probably the most out of control, terrifying yet!

Basically, from what we can gather, this psychotic freak is losing his mind because he didn't get a blowjob, and because of this, feels the need to horrifically berate Oksana Grigorieva and threaten to burn the house down.

So much hate, so much abuse. It's truly sickening to listen to him blame her for everything he's upset about, as though he's being completely rational and NOT an out of control, vile piece of filth.

Listen (below) at your own risk. This is not easy stuff to sit with.

Thoughts??

We kind of envy this reporter. The kind of crazy that Courtney Love was delving out in this interview is PRICELESS and should be experienced first hand.

C Love promised an interview to the Dallas Observer this week before one of her shows with Hole, but what the paper got instead was two hours of the most epic batshit ramblings EVER!

Here are some of our favorite pearls of delirium that came from C Love:

- "Russell Brand was the best dinner I've ever had; he was loquacious, he was brilliant, he was all the things you imagine Russell being".

- On taking anti-depressants: "Doing Abilify is like doing jumping jacks in a fucking closet."

- On Scarlett Johansson potentially playing her in a biopic: "Some people think she's wrong to play me because she's prettier than me. She's not that much prettier than me."

- "I've never peed in front of a guy -not even a gay guy.

- My net worth is higher than my alleged IQ."

Ha! Amazeballs!

The poor reporter was only able to squeeze in two legit questions: one about the new album and one about former bandmate Eric Erlandson. Of the latter, Courtney says she will never "play guitar" with him again, citing "religious purposes" as the reason for not being allowed in the same room as one another.

At the end of their two-hour lovefest, Courtney told the reporter that he was "lucky" to have spent this time with her.

We couldn't agree more! Girl, the next time you want to hop off on a tangent, we would LOVE to hear all about it! Give us a call!

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We kind of envy this reporter. The kind of crazy that Courtney Love was delving out in this interview is PRICELESS and should be experienced first hand.

C Love promised an interview to the Dallas Observer this week before one of her shows with Hole, but what the paper got instead was two hours of the most epic batshit ramblings EVER!

Here are some of our favorite pearls of delirium that came from C Love:

- "Russell Brand was the best dinner I've ever had; he was loquacious, he was brilliant, he was all the things you imagine Russell being".

- On taking anti-depressants: "Doing Abilify is like doing jumping jacks in a fucking closet."

- On Scarlett Johansson potentially playing her in a biopic: "Some people think she's wrong to play me because she's prettier than me. She's not that much prettier than me."

- "I've never peed in front of a guy -not even a gay guy.

- My net worth is higher than my alleged IQ."

Ha! Amazeballs!

The poor reporter was only able to squeeze in two legit questions: one about the new album and one about former bandmate Eric Erlandson. Of the latter, Courtney says she will never "play guitar" with him again, citing "religious purposes" as the reason for not being allowed in the same room as one another.

At the end of their two-hour lovefest, Courtney told the reporter that he was "lucky" to have spent this time with her.

We couldn't agree more! Girl, the next time you want to hop off on a tangent, we would LOVE to hear all about it! Give us a call!

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Including his own mother!!! WTF!!!

Sources are reporting that Jeremy London is suing his mother, brother and his brother's girlfriend to keep their mouth's shut while he is in the middle of his publicity stunt kidnapping investigation.

Apparently, Jeremy isn't fond of the things his mom and twin brother Jason are saying to the media, such as that he is crazy and has addiction issues. In all fairness, it really doesn't help his story if the world knows the truth about his drug problems and mental instability.

Insiders say that Jeremy is furious at his fam for butting in on his spotlight and doubting his kidnapping story. Now, he is seeking an injunction that will stop them, according to his lawyer, from "telling harmful lies.”

Can we file an injunction to get this looney tune to tell us the truth?

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This is the craziest, most outrageous tale of insanity we have ever heard! And it just keeps getting stranger and stranger!

So, by now you know that Jeremy London is insisting that earlier this month, he was kidnapped and forced at gunpoint to smoke drugs. Old news, we know.

New news - apparently, Jeremy was already "tweaked out" before his alleged kidnapping!

Eyewitnesses from the Ramada Inn where Jeremy was staying the night of the "attack" have come forward to reveal some of the bizarre behavior Jeremy exhibited that night, including trying to mount a palm tree!

LOLz! WTF???

A hotel desk clerk reports that Jeremy showed up at the hotel around 2 am on June 11 acting "tweaked out." He recalls watching Jeremy attempt to "shimmy" up a palm tree in the front of the hotel. Apparently, he did this a few times, "clawing his way up one of the trees," then just falling on his ass. When he finally gave up he walked into the lobby and said to the witness, "Do you know who I am? I'm Jeremy London. I need a room."

It was only a few hours after the clerk checked him in that Jeremy called Palm Springs police, telling them he'd been kidnapped at gunpoint and forced to smoke drugs by three men.

So now, was that before or after you got busy with a palm tree???

We're still not convinced this whole story isn't just a fabricated tale from his friends Oxy and Cotton, but it certainly hasn't gotten BORING yet!

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