Well that fizzled right as it was getting good again!

It's like a real life, white trash soap opera up there!

Bristol Palin is reportedly devastated by the news that her fiance douchey baby daddy, Levi Johnston, was stoopid enough to impregnate his ex-girlfriend, Lanesia Garcia, during their time apart, and will only communicate with him via text message!

Ha!

A source claims:

“Levi insists the baby isn’t his, but no one really knows for sure. Levi is one of three possible fathers who were with Lanesia during the probable week of conception. The Palins recognize [Bristol’s decision to take Levi back] was the ultimate act of forgiveness, but they themselves are not ready to practice it. They remember the harsh words and the hurtful actions of just a few months ago. In their minds, Levi has spent the last year and a half trying to hurt Bristol and the family."

We wonder if Sexy Sarah will still welcome that dumbass at their table for Thanksgiving dinner!

And when the fuck is Levi's elegant, aspiring model/blogger sister Mercede going to weigh in on the situation on her website? We can't WAIT to hear what she has to say about this mess!

Bwa ha ha!

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My, my how you've grown, Stephanie Tanner!

You look about to pop any second!

Full House star Jodie Sweetin was seen out and about El Lay yesterday, carting around her very pregnant belly.

With only 2 more months to go, Jodie stopped off at a medical center so the docs could check in on baby #2!

Can't wait to meet the little guy or gal!

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Oh, how wise of you, Jordan Katie Price!

The former glamour model wannabe singer what the hell does she even do again? reality star discussed how in the end, her divorce from Peter Andre will be beneficial for her kids - because they'll get more presents!

She says:

"Any child that has parents who are divorced are lucky. They get extra Christmas presents, birthday presents and extra trips. I revert back to when my mum and dad split up. I was three or four and I can’t even remember it. So really it was good."

Oh yes, kids growing up with residual feelings of guilt because Mommy and Daddy stopped loving each other, not to mention the financial struggles that come with single parenting - they are very lucky, aren't they, bb?

Better yet - let's just wait until YOUR kids are old enough to talk about how lucky they are to you have YOU for a mother!

We're sure it's going to be truly eye-opening! LOLs!

Thoughts??

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Seriously?! AGAIN, you dumbass??

Someone needs to steralize this douche!

The National Enquirer is reporting that Bristol Palin's baby daddy, Levi Johnston may have impregnated another girl while he and Sexy Sarah's daughter were separated - his former girlfriend, Lanesia Garcia!

However, the paternity of the unborn child is still up in the air, because it could be from another ex-boyfriend!

Bristol is reportedly livid, and according to a source:

"She just found out about Lanesia's pregnancy and is freaking out. He told her that getting back with Lanesia wasn't serious - it was brief, just a fling and ended months ago. But Bristol is questioning the engagement. She's really jealous. Lanesia's planning to do a paternity test after the baby is born. She's extremely embarrassed she doesn't know who the father is."

Wow! This gutter troll sounds like just as much a winner as Bristol!

Let's all just take a moment to pray that Levi has not once again spawned, for the sake of that poor unborn child! It's a travesty enough that there already is an infant in the world who will grow up that has to know him as "Daddy."

And for goodness sake, will SOMEONE ship some effing condoms up to Alaska?! This is getting ridiculous!

Thoughts??

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We knew this bitch was just plain bat-shit!

Mocienne Petit Jackson claims to have been the illegitimate love child of Michael Jackson and Diana Ross's sister, and has requested a DNA test to prove it's true!

However, Dr. Barbara Ross-Lee, the alleged baby mama, has come forward to refute these claims, and says that not only is Mocienne not her daughter, but she is "delusional."

According to Ross-Lee, she hadn't even met Michael in 1975, the year Mocienne alleges she was conceived, and that the woman has repeatedly contacted her and even harrassed her at her office to the point where the police became involved!

Scary! This woman is a PSYCHO!

Someone just give her a DNA test so the world can know once and of for all that this is all bullshit!

Thoughts??

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It's a boy!

Diablo Cody announced the birth of her son yesterday via Twitter:

"We had our boy early this morning! Marcello Daniel Maurio, 7lbs, 2 oz, lightly mustachioed"

It's the first child for both Diablo and her husband Dan Maurio.

Cute!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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She's just kidding!

Julianne Hough was asked about her relationship with new boyfriend Ryan Seacrest and she joked:

"Didn't you know? We're having a baby! Oh, God, now it's going to be everywhere!"

As for Ryan's dancing skills, she says, "He can groove. He's got a little dip here and there."

They should partner up for Dancing With The Stars!

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What in delusional, famewhoring hell?

A woman has come forward and filed documents that claim that she is the secret love child of Michael Jackson and Diana Ross' sister, and therefore, deserves a piece of the late pop star's inheritence!

According to Mocienne Petit Jackson, she was spawned by Barbara Ross when Michael was 17. Katherine Jackson then had Mocienne abducted and taken to Belgium to avoid a scandal, where all of her 'captors' were murdered.

Mocienne is requesting a DNA test so she can prove her story's validity, get her ca$h, and secure custody of Michael's kids so they can have a more normal life.

We don't know about you, but we think this bitch is tapped! Those kids may not have a normal life, but they'd be no better off with you, you looney toon!

LOLs!

What do U think?? Is this crazy telling the truth??

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And she's adorable!

Amy Adams and her fiance Darren Le Gallo were spotted at the Beverly Hills Farmers Market with their brand new baby girl Aviana Olea in tow enjoying the day as a family.

So cute — love the little red stroller!

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And she looks fierce!

Christina Applegate attended the premiere of Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore and it was the perfect opportunity to flash her growing baby bump.

She's positively glowing!

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