Oh, GROSS!

What the fuck is this Elizabeth Bathory bullshit?

Check out this BIZARRE news report about a brand new plastic surgery procedure known as Vampire Filler, which uses BLOOD to erase wrinkles!

BLEGH! Too weird.

We can't wait until Jennifer Love Desperate starts promoting this shiz! Lord knows she'll be clutching her Twilight dolls and calling herself Bella Hewitt Swan while she gets it injected into her face!

This won't help you find keep a man, bb!

WTF?!

They seem to ask every effing question but the obvious one!

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A NAKED MAN STUMBLING AROUND ON THE STREETS?!

Check out (above) this BIZARRE news report about a drunk naked man being attacked outside of a bar!

LOLs! They talk about him being naked as though it's as common as him wearing a baseball hat!

Thoughts??

So bizarre!

Check out this news report (above) about "White Guy Window Dressing," a service that Chinese businesses use where they rent white men to pose as fake employees and business partners!

According to author Zhang Haihua:

"Face, we say in China, is more important than life itself. Because Western countries are so developed, people think they are more well off, so people think that if a company can hire foreigners, it must have a lot of money and have very important connections overseas. So when they really want to impress someone, they may roll out a foreigner."

Ha! We bet a lot of unemployed actors are going to be booking flights to China now!

Thoughts??

That's a lot of badass all together in one spot!

Check out this news footage featuring a Eminem and Jay-Z rooftop performance on The Late Show With David Letterman!

Diddy even was on hand to show his support! Unbelievable!

We can't wait to see the actual performance footage!

No judgement. It is pretty effing funny!

Watch a couple of newscasters lose their cool on-air after a report on the dangers of the bedroom! (above)

LOLZ!!!!

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