Oh, GROSS!

What the fuck is this Elizabeth Bathory bullshit?

Check out this BIZARRE news report about a brand new plastic surgery procedure known as Vampire Filler, which uses BLOOD to erase wrinkles!

BLEGH! Too weird.

We can't wait until Jennifer Love Desperate starts promoting this shiz! Lord knows she'll be clutching her Twilight dolls and calling herself Bella Hewitt Swan while she gets it injected into her face!

This won't help you find keep a man, bb!