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Over the years, The Today Show has featured some of the most interesting, insightful, and intellectually stimulating reports on TV. This morning was no exception.

The Jersey Shore cast made an appearance on the show this morning, and provided fascinating commentary on the new season, the shore, and life in general. Here are a couple of noteworthy excerpts, first from DJ Paulie D:

“They have to wake me up a little bit earlier than the rest of the guys, I mean it takes me twenty-five minutes to do my hair.”

An inspiring example of hard work, dedication, and perseverance. Here’s our most beloved Snooki Snickers with more:

“Um, ya know we don’t come here and think about money. We come here to party. We don’t discuss those things and we shouldn’t and you know we just come here and have a good time, and that’s pretty much…”

Exquisite. Sure, they call President Obama a great orator, but wow! We’re impressed Snook, and we will SO be watching the season premiere of Jersey Shore tonight.